I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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