This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Racial Equality.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Hi

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Barack Obama.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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