i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Hello penis

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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