Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Hi

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Hello penis

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