Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hello penis

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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9/11

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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agp

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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