One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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