ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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9/11

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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