A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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