Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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