A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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