I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A woman's opinion

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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