Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Jews...

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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69

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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