I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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banana

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Society.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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