How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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