A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Paige

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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