Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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