Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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