A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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