I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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