A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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