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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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