Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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