Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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