Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Dont look at me.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Jews...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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