How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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PATHETIC

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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call of duty world at war

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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