my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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