What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Dont look at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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