What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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A woman's opinion

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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