Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Hi

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obamas trench

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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