Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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