What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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You copy and paster!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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