Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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