Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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666

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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banana

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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hey

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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