What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A woman's opinion

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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