Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Jews.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Poop

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lol

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Anti Joke

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