Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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9/11

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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