Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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a man died

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Jews.

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