What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

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