Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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yeah..

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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