What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

The 80's

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

Women's rights.

Jews.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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