Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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yeah..

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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