what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Anti Joke

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