What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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