Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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