What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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