How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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