What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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