Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Fags are gay.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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