Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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