What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Poop

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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