What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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