What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

why did the man die? because he died.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Hello penis

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

9/11

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

agp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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