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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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lol

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