What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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