Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Poop

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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