What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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