Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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JFK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Anti Joke

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