how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Women's rights.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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