Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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a man died

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

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