What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -5

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

thumb_up thumb_down -45

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

who drinks pee? katness

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops