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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Fine, you got me there, I have already made sure that you get your compensation, it is the least thing I can do you let me know if anyone claiming to be part of my order bothers you again, I promise I will personally enforce strict guidelines in order to ensure that such a thing never happens again. I hope you will trust me, I will no longer call it the Order of Nero, but as you know we cannot reveal the true name of our order. I also agree to meet you in person so we can further discuss this impeding situation which I will give top priority. Truth is Nero, that I used to be one of your co workers in the underground, and my attempts at saving what is left might not be as ideal as the goals we are set to achieve are, we simply cannot expect that people excel at greatness at the first go. Of course this grave incident is not even near a "mere lack of greatness" but rather a group of people that yes, sadly have rightfully claimed to be members of our society, yet I need you to come to terms that this was a huge oversight in my vision for a new and "improved" underground society, and not a intentional attack at you and your personal security. I submit to your demands, and I ask that you partake in a small number of meetings where we can all discuss and further develop the necessary guidelines required to further solidify our foundation.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

Knock knock. Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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