What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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JFK

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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69

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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