- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Mitch

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

matt shut up

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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