pizzano is a tool.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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