Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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