What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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God

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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