Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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