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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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