Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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KSI

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A Weight loss service that works

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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