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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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