- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Allie said yesssssssss!

Anything Dane Cook says

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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