What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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LIE

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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