Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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7>6

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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