What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Knock knock It's open

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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the battle of waterloo

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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