You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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