What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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ObamaCare

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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pizzano is a tool.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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matt shut up

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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