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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Mitch

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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