What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Flop dog

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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9/11

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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