My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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9/11

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Yo momma is SO black.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Women's rights.

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