How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Yo momma is SO black.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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The 80's

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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yeah..

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